I used to be a financial advisor and I had to work to not laugh when people would want help b/c "We just bought a house and we HAD to spend $15K @ Home Depot getting new appliances, new carpet, new tile, new fixtures, painting, adding an outdoor kitchen, etc...etc..." They thought I could wave a wand and I could make it all go away. Then they'd get mad when they'd realize they'd have to make some modifications to their livestyle if they wanted to not have the issues they had...
So no one has any free purple monster? Maybe a free calcium reactor? C'mon...I want some free stuff!